genericinternetfangirl:

richwhitelesbian:

*hears my son saying a swear* what the frick, man. do you kiss your anime body pillows with that mouth

epicmurdock:

tumblr users you want to be friends with but you only talk to them once and don’t know how to do it again more like

alternate-j:

walk into the club like watup im uncomfortable bye

lettherebesongs:

Gorillaz | Clint Eastwood

I ain’t happy
I’m feeling glad
I got sunshine, in a bag
I’m useless, but not for long
The future is coming on

weaselhearst:

ASHLIE AND I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT LAUGHING ABOUT HORRIBLE FANFICTION I’M.
OKAY WE THOUGHT LOOKING UP BAD SELF-INSERT ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FICS WOULD BE FUNNY BUT WE FOUND ONE WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR OWN NAME AND INFO IN THE STORY AND NWO GAVIN FREE IS HITTING ON ME AND I’M POOIPNG I CANT’ TKAE IT OMFFFGG IT’S SO BAD FUKC.
I”M PISSING I CNA”T DO THOS

UPDATE: GAVIN FREE IS COOKING ME BREAKFAST IN NOTHING BUT AN APRON.

ASHLIE AND I HAVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT LAUGHING ABOUT HORRIBLE FANFICTION I’M.
OKAY WE THOUGHT LOOKING UP BAD SELF-INSERT ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER FICS WOULD BE FUNNY BUT WE FOUND ONE WHERE YOU CAN PUT YOUR OWN NAME AND INFO IN THE STORY AND NWO GAVIN FREE IS HITTING ON ME AND I’M POOIPNG I CANT’ TKAE IT OMFFFGG IT’S SO BAD FUKC.
I”M PISSING I CNA”T DO THOS